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40 things to do while naked (that actually get interesting)

written by: lunatic femme

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time to read 8 min

drop your panties + let's get this naked party started

Naked isn't just for sex and showering anymore.


We've got 40 things you can do naked that don't involve sheets or showers and instead use the body for what it's designed to be: your power source. Use these suggestions to add more play, up your mojo, get more acquainted with your emotions and explore what it's like to feel fully alive in your skin

xxx


1. clean naked (with gloves).


Step 1) Trade those rubber gloves for something sultrier (like mesh or lace) so you're ready when the mood strikes.


Step 2) When your space needs a little rehab, whether it's 2 am or 2 pm, clean in nothing your sexy gloves and a fetish for sparkling floors.

Pro Tip: Practice your Domme skills and make your (consenting) lover do the cleaning while you watch (naked of course).



2. call someone on the phone

Yeah, use the phone for its OG purpose. And yes, keep the video off. This is a secret between you and you. Who knows, it might give you that extra dose of mojo when you're negotiating your cable bill.



3. hunt down a new orgasm….

Cervical, anal, nipples, p spots, g spots.




4. feed your lingerie craving.


How does your body like to get dressed and undressed? That question is why we love lingerie that layerable, zip-off-able, untie-able. Getting naked should be a decadent ritual and the peel off something slow, luxurious and indulgent.

That's why we designed our bustier with zip-off silk cups that let you go from dressed to naked in a slow deliberate reveal. 


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give your body options to play

5. netflix and... naked

Even if a movie isn't the goal, snuggling up with a flick (with or without the fuck) is a whole lot more intimate sans clothes.



6. fight with your partner... naked

Experts say that arguing when you're naked adds vulnerability so you see the person and topic in a different, more compassionate and authentic light, while helping diffuse the anger. Plus you're a step ahead when it comes time for makeup sex.


7. blindfold them

They're naked. They know you are. And they're blindfolded. Now the fun begins. Tell them what you're doing to yourself and let them visualize. Maybe they get to command you what to do. Maybe you get to guide their hands where to touch their body. Maybe you get to torture them with kisses or fabric or dirty talk.


8. boost that immunity

Simulate a cold plunge in your tub or if it's winter and you've got an arctic breeze coming, streaking in your backyard just might be invigorating.


9. forest bathe in the buff

Wear something you can easily shrug off your shoulders when you get deep in the forest. Note: we mean an actual forest, not Central Park or your community garden.



10. exhibitionism, but make it a class


Get your sweet (naked) ass to a masturbation circle. They're designed to amplify, harness and channel your sexual energy. If a circle is too daunting, just do it with a lover or yourself (in a mirror). Wear your sultriest kimono robe (we like our stroke of midnight robe) to class so the strip off is quick, easy and sultry.


At home, thigh-high stirrup stockings with a back zipper keep legs cozy and ready to strip off. Or, keep them on and cue the foot worship.




11. play scrabble + invent a new genre

Think, every word has to be related to the body/sexuality and even what's on your bucket list with your lover tonight. Technically, you can probably turn most board games naughty with a little imagination.



12. get in the kitchen + get your hands dirty.

Let's test this theory: what sounds better to you... A) creating a charcuterie board or B) creating a charcuterie board naked? See?



13. worship some cock and pussy.


This is all about the consensual celebration, adoration and savoring of the cock or pussy you're with, including gazing at, complimenting, touching and more with no pressure to do or be anything, anyone or anywhere else. 


Yes, we said this list wasn't sexual, so make it sensual instead. Just worship.


An ouvert style literally gives you the opening...




14. trade pedis with your partner

You get to recline seductively in the buff while getting your feet massaged and toes painted. then you have to lie fairly still while they dry... of course, you have be willing to do the same. 

(P.S. if you read "trade pedis with your partner" as "trade penis with your partner", yes, trading strap-ons, dildos and vibrators is also a fun naked activity with your lover.)


15. get high and...

...do whatever the fuck you want. 



16. discover different erogenous zones....

Using tools that aren't meant for naked pleasure-testing: a paintbrush, a chilled spoon, jewelry, leather, rope, paddles, silk, lace.What happens when you stroke certain areas versus feeling a soft, cool, garter grip on our thighs.


Use the silk belt from your robe as a collar... or a restraint... or a leash. Feather it over your skin (or theirs) as a slow AF way to ignite the skin.



17. work.

If you work remotely, see how it feels to be the boss, in your own skin. And don't forget to mark February 3 as National Work Naked Day, so now it's official.



18. snag selfies at every stage of the reveal

It's unapologetic self-worship disguised as a photoshoot. Get creative with lighting, mirrors, fabrics, toys...

19. host a naked brunch.

For advanced practitioners of nakedness, how about bring your crew along. (Pro tip: make sure the invite says “clothing optional” and it's a consenting guest list.) 


And if the invite calls for one item of clothing, might we suggest this luscious waist cincher-turned-neck-choker, which leaves your neck brilliantly seductive and everything else ready to play.



20. negotiate.

This one is probably best reserved for at-home negotiation with a lover, but it's a good way to shift the balance the power. 



21. play (naked) mixologist

Crafting a cocktail from scratch at 6 pm on a Tuesday is its own reward. Doing it sans clothing is the ultimate pre-game move especially if happy hour is solo.



22. highlight your assets

We love a next-to-naked look that serves your desires on a platter. Booty harnesses and backless boxers leave you 90% exposed while putting your ass on display... like it deserves. Cue the worship.


23. stroke every inch of your skin

Drive your skin wild... because you can. Start a fan, preferably made of feathers. If feathers aren't your texture of choice, find the one that is. Leather, silk, lace, body cream, whipped cream.



24. luxuriate between the sheets

Stretch your body, nap, eat breakfast, read... immerse your body in your senses (feel of the sheets, scent of a candle, music) and stay off social media.



25. host a finger-food party…

...their body or yours is the plate (or the menu). At some point, forget your fingers and just use your mouth.



26. make your own porn

And if you're not down to star, being a voyeur is just as fun. We love how MakeLoveNotPorn turned the social sex you're already having into the hottest, sexiest, messiest, realest way to tune in and get turned on. If you like to leave a little to the imagination — as a voyeur or a star — our silk-lined leather lingerie set is an A-list experience in itself.



27. listen with your body

Explore how your body responds to different beats. Play a variety of playlists to see how genres, lyrics, voices feel in different areas of your body and how they inspire your movement — or don't. 



28. paint your body

Try some portrait play in the nude... paint what you see/love in your partner and they do the same. Or say, fvck the canvas and paint each other's bodies with your most delectable, lick-off-able syrups.



29. create a gratitude body map

Place words that symbolize what you appreciate in each other on all their special places (either sticky notes or write them with lipstick or chocolate sauce), and then read aloud what poetry your gratitude creates all over their body. 



30. decorate your body in jewelry

Adorn your body like a queen with body chains, bracelets, metal garters, rings, harnesses, collars (like our SNKX straps which double as wrist restraints and arm candy) that celebrate your skin relentlessly.


31. discover a new masturbation position

Masturbation, like partnered sex, can get monotonous if you let it, so let's turn that kama sutra lens back on you and mix it up. Bonus points if you can try a new position every day this month. 



32. test-drive your sex toys

If you have trouble giving yourself time for self-pleasure, consider this a very productive battery-checking session.



33. journal…

...but make it erotica. Write down your passions, turn ons, bucket list items. Visualize (and fantasize) about your likes, curiosities,  cravings and explore how you feel about them. 



34. explore new scents

Dab you and your partner with aphrodisiac scents — woody, florals, spicy — on your wrists, neck, back of the knees, lower back, behind the shoulder... to see just what body parts light up.



35. tie someone up with harnesses


Handcuff, tie up or otherwise restrain your lover, leave them there to think about what you’ll do next. We love our multiplay SNKX that double as fashion (collars, cuffs, suspenders) and restraints. How creative can you get?


36. sleep naked

Studies show getting zzz's sans your jammies leads to better quality sleep because you're less likely to get overheated. Scientists didn't test whether clean, fresh, yummy sheets also helped but we think that's a no brainer.



37. download an online sex class

Let your curiosities guide... erotic massage? Impact play? Oral skills? Facesitting? Or, keep it non-sexual and download something else you want to learn. Lounge and learn without a care or ounce of clothing in the world.


38. sunbathe

On your balcony, at the beach, in your garden, in your cute neighbor’s garden…. just keep it legal. (Fact: Sex therapist Suzannah Weiss recommends pussy sunbathing as a mindful way to masturbate. Don't forget the sunscreen...



39. dance your sweet ass off

Twerk. Move. Rock your hips. It's one of the fastest ways to elevate a mood, zap stress and free yourself of whatever might have you stuck in a moment. The naked part is just hot.



40. spa day 

Salt caves, clay caves, jacuzzis, face masks.



41. downward dog

Today's a good day to hit that mat in just your skin.

xxx, Lunatic Femme

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