holiday gift guide: best gifts for dicks (aka the power tools they really want)

Looking to buy him the best power tools for the bedroom this holiday season? From faux blows, pussies and sexy vibes to golden cock rings that up pleasure (and fashion status), this gift guide with patented penis pleasers will show him that you know what he wants... a fvck buddy who won't spend his money.

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JockRing BOA “DEBUT” cock ring with bulge booster

This gorgeous golden cock ring is a real charmer with snap-on frontal clasp snakeheads and rubber quickly sizable for a custom fit – not to mention 13” of extra rubber to make 4 to 6 additional rings. Delivered in a thoughtful gift box, this dynamic cock jewelry can even be worn as a bracelet or pendant and accommodates lots of add-on options from whalebone frontal extensions to perineum support. We especially love the Bulge Booster Pro, which not only coddles his perineum, it gives him added room “presents” this gift-giving season. $130

Arcwave Ion Oral Sex Simulator

Based entirely on pulsating airwaves, this new technology redefines “blowjob.” This waterproof, patented creation by Arcwave targets the Pacinian pleasure receptors in the frenulum — that v-shaped area underneath the head of his cock. Vulva owners experience more intense orgasms thanks to these same receptor nerve ending located in the clit and this device will make him cum like a woman. Eight different intensity levels deliver changes in air pressure, tickling the cock into a slow build and using advanced sensor technology to determine when more stimulation (or less) is needed, ensuring that his orgasm is sure to end with a bang 🤯 $199

JETT Dick Vibrator

This fully customizable JETT Guybrator™ is really a gift for the both of you, allowing for a hands-free liftoff, but no fighting over the remote. Slip on the end of his cock, insert two magic bullets into the silicone sleeve and dole out 5 deep, sexy bass vibrations and 5 high-frequency treble vibrations — think sub-woofer and tweeter. Play one at a time or in combination and he’ll be singing soprano in no time. $69.95

Manta Man Pleaser

This vibrating stroker is the perfect gift for your handsy-man. Crank up his cock with this wrench-shaped device, designed with ergonomics in mind. That means he can easily position the wand’s flexible wings and stroke for up to an impressive 120 minutes per charge without his hand (or yours) going numb from the vibration. This innovative styling paired with six speeds and six vibration patterns, not to mention ridged edges to lock in the lube makes Manta a real fuck buddy… and gives every blowjob deep-throat flair. $139.99

Fleshlite Sleeve

We couldn’t agree more with Feelmore, a Black-owned, Berkeley-based company that featured this alternative to oral. Not that we want to mess with a good thing, but Fleshlight will make his season bright with three insertion points allowing sucking action on just the tip down to deep-throat indulgence. Its ridged shaft heightens sensation and clear exterior is a bonus for enjoyed viewing. $69.95

TRYST V2 Bendable Multi-Erogenous Zone Massager

Wrap his package in something special this holiday. The flexible silicone arms of this man-parts massager are adjustable for a customized fit when used as a vibrator or cock ring. Three powerful 7-massage-pattern motors equal exponentially more pleasure and can be used for rim play, taunt nipples… oh, and clits of course. (As they say, the gift is in the giving.) $160