24 hours of erotic play — things to do staying in (bed)
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24 hours on the clock and nowhere else to be? we've got some things to do in bed...
You’ve got 24 hours and nowhere else to be. Sure, you could spend them doomscrolling, half-watching a forgettable series or pretending you’re going to ‘catch up on life’ this weekend... or you could disappear into bed instead. Hmmm.
Whether you’re solo, partnered, situationed or gloriously unavailable, block your calendar for a full day of pleasure. Think lingerie, slow orgasms, room service, teasing, naps, massages, toys, hydration and absolutely no rushing. If you do this right, you’ll only leave the bed for reinforcements.
Your 24 hours start now.
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fuck first
This particular philosophy — ‘fuck first’ — comes courtesy of sex guru Dan Savage. You’ve got more energy, your lingerie fits better, cocktails haven’t blurred your attention span yet and somehow dinner tastes better in a post-coital glow. (And there’s still no rule against an after-party later.)
trade erotic massages
Think massages so dimension-shifting that even 24 hours doesn't seem like enough. Your goal? Worship their body till you're done. Their goal: Worship your body till they're done. Rinse, repeat.
share feral fantasies with your lover
The hot dream that wakes you in the middle of the night? The fantasy you can’t believe keeps running through your mind? They probably have one too. Trade them slowly. Try a few on for size. See what follows you back to bed afterward.
dress like you've got somewhere better to be
When you're an experience hunter, there's no such thing as being over-dressed. There's just being ready.
tap that bucket list
You know there’s something sitting on that sex bucket list just whispering your name. Consider this your sign to finally do it.
sip under the moon
Sundowners aren't new, but the art of the after-dinner, post-play, after-the-after-party sip? When it's just you, the night sky and your spirit of choice? That's when you own the night. Lover: optional. Lingerie: mandatory.
score more 'gasms
Save your quickies for the workweek. With 24 hours on the erotic clock, you've got time to explore every kind of pleasure lingering on your bucket list: nipple-gasms, cervical orgasms, anal-gasms, hands-free everything. Certainly there's must be something you've fantasized about?
improv a new sex position
Sex is supposed to fun so how about that hilariously impossible — and somehow still hot —pretzel-like position you can't stop thinking about? Stretch those hamstrings and see if you can land it.
completely disappear
If your most decadent fantasy right now is completely going off the radar, make it erotic by taking your lover with you. Disappear into the sheets. Hole up in your bedroom or your favorite hotel room for 24 uninterrupted hours of presence, pleasure and absolutely nowhere else to be.
deprive them a little
Magnify every sensation, every sound and every droplet of pleasure with the delicious tension of sensory deprivation. Blindfold your lover and suddenly every touch feels amplified, every tease impossible to ignore. No mask? No problem. We love slipping off our gloves and turning them into an impromptu blindfold instead.
make it a marathon
An hours-long sex date so indulgent you forgot you left your phone in the other room... four hours ago? Add in erotica, tools, toys, a few lingerie outfit changes and make it six hours.
gamify your 24 hours
It’s the EMOM method, but make it erotic. Make the rules, set a timer and spend the next 24 hours looking forward to whatever playful, kinky, creative naughtiness you've got scheduled next.
plug into pleasure
Sometimes it's the little things that make the biggest impact... like wearing an anal toy while you go about your day to keep sensation humming for all 24 hours. If booty play isn’t on your menu, pivot to whatever your palate desires: yoni eggs, cock rings, remote vibes [insert your pleasure here].
wake and bake... and bang
What do weed, orgasms and your morning coffee have in common (besides being wildly addictive)? The dopamine hit. So why not make them your new favorite morning threesome? Wrap yourself in a double-silk kimono robe that begs you to lounge in bed and make it a play party.
do a touch test
Think of it like a tasting bar, but for fingers and skin. Experiment with new sensations using silk ribbons, ice, feathers or a Wartenberg wheel to tease, tempt and surprise each other. Turns out the body gets very engaged when you inch closer to the unknown.
buy yourself flowers
Listen to Miley and go full rom-com on your space. Fill it with a ridiculous amount of sensual stems and let the fragrance do a little seduction of its own.
worship the booty
We've got cock worship. We've got pussy worship. So why does the booty get left out of the conversation? Can't we show the ass some love? Now's your chance to correct the injustice (and dare we say, historical oversight). Add sweet talk, dirty talk, a little impact play and whatever level of champagne-dousing feels appropriate. Isn't it time we right this wrong?
