santa's keeping it sexy with these holiday gifts

We like to think santa has 1) a sense of humor 2) a deliciously naughty side and 3) a penchant for kink (come on — that tight-ass red suit...?). In the spirit of the season, we suggest putting a few deliciously playful unmentionables on your wish list and hopefully the gift giver (or receiver) in your life will welcome the ride.  happy shopping.


holiday gifts for your wish list
lelo vibrator holiday gifts

gift them: oral sex vibrator

You've probably got at least one go-to vibrator in your stash, but how about a sexy little number that simulates serious tongue action? Mhmmm. Put Lelo's Ora 3 on your wish list (along with a Do Not Disturb sign). ($169)

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gift them: erotic coffee table book

We're putting Helmut Newton's Work ($29) on our wish list this year for instant gratification when we're taking a break from digital and going old-school book erotica. It's not new, but we love the masterful way he puts erotic and sensual power into his subjects. Got this book? We're loving anything from David LaChapelle.  

remote control vibrator holiday gifts

gift them: long-distance fun

If you and your lover are doing the remote-fvcking thing, put this Bluetooth-enabled, remote-control Lush 3 on your wish list and who cares if they're home for the holidays. ($199)

holiday gift feather teaser

gift them: a little tease 

This feather tickler from Maison Close feels yummy against everything it touches. ($30) 

dame couples vibrator holiday gift

gift them: couple's play


Dame's waterproof, hands-free clit stimulator, you can call her Eva, features wings to hold it in place during penetrative sex. ($135)

gift them: anal play

Whether you're a beginner or more experienced in the booty arts, Rosebuds marries French craftsmanship, luxury and fashion in a line of chic jewelry plugs. They start at around $50 for classic pieces and run $200+. One of our fave styles above is a cool $165

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gift them: bondage play

Nothing screams "stocking stuffer" like SELF + JimmyJane's Bondage Tape, designed for newbies and pros alike. It's self-sticking so no worries about it staying on skin or tugging at your hair (or theirs). $15

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designer dildo

gift them: dildo that doubles as art

This sex legend in the making isn't quite a Picasso but when it comes to hitting all the right spots — both the g and the p spot, specifically — NJoy's stainless-steel wand is a literal masterpiece. $120

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gift them: body jewelry

We love both delicate and more heavyweight styles for in and out of the bedroom. Jennifer Zeuner's lighter-weight gold vermeil style (left) wraps around the neck and waist ($352). We also love the MRxSC Bélla Body Body Chain (right) for its chainlink, rockstar edge. $220

sex toy gifts

gift them: BDSM action

This Swarovski crystal and silver flogger is part sophisticated, part naughty, and sure to ignite the inner dom in you. $69

maude massage candles

gift them: massage candles

We're obsessed with this travel-friendly burn trio from Maude in three sexy scents that burn down into the yummiest massage oil. And no, you don't have to use them on the person who gifted them to you. $40

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gift them: kink kit 

Upko x Zalo's Bondage Doll Luxury Case lets you ease into discovery with an Italian leather handcuffs and whip with 24-karat-gold-plated handle, a rose ball gag, and a leather-and-lace collar and leash in a discreet, luxe storage case. $560

sexy handcuffs

gift them: high-end handcuffs

When cuffing someone isn't enough, try a luxe pair branded with FK to really drive home the point. These 24k-gold-accented beauties from Fräulein Kink had us at "hey bitch." If you're stocked up on cuffs, this Berlin-based shop has oh-so-much more. $313

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gift them: sexy hydration

With all this naughty holiday sex you're having, remember to stay hydrated. This bkr spiked style feels about a sexy as you can get for a water bottle. $58, 32 oz)

What holiday gifts are on your wish list?

xxx, Lunatic Femme

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