ho(t) ho(t) ho(t) holiday gifts for a sexier wish list (aka fvck list)

We like to think santa has 1) a sense of humor 2) a deliciously naughty side and 3) a penchant for kink (come on — that tight-ass red suit...?). In the spirit of the season, we suggest putting a few deliciously playful unmentionables on your wish list and hopefully the gift giver (or receiver) in your life will welcome the ride. 

happy shopping

xxx

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erotic coffee table book
We're putting Helmut Newton's Work ($29) on our wish list this year for instant gratification when we're taking a break from digital and going old-school book erotica. It's not new, but we love the masterful way he puts erotic and sensual power into his subjects. Got this book? We're loving anything from David LaChapelle. 

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long-distance fun
If you and your lover are doing the remote-fvcking thing, put this Bluetooth-enabled, remote-control Lush 3 on your wish list and who cares if they're home for the holidays. ($199)

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a sexy subscription
Want to add a little mystery to your sex life? Explor's hanky panky boxes bundle up delicious lubes, toys and other party makers and deliver them to your door quarterly. All you have to do is block the time to unbox. $80 ($150 value)

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anal play
Whether you're a beginner or more experienced in the booty arts, Rosebuds marries French craftsmanship, luxury and fashion in a line of chic jewelry plugs. They start at around $50 for classic pieces and run $200+. One of our fave styles above is a cool $165.

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bondage tape
Nothing screams "stocking stuffer" like SELF + JimmyJane's Bondage Tape, designed for newbies and pros alike. It's self-sticking so no worries about it staying on skin or tugging at your hair (or theirs). ($15)

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dildo that doubles as art
This sex legend in the making isn't quite a Picasso but when it comes to hitting all the right spots — both the g and the p spot, specifically — NJoy's stainless-steel wand is a literal masterpiece. ($120)

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body jewelry
We love both delicate and more heavyweight styles for in and out of the bedroom. Jennifer Zeuner's lighter-weight gold vermeil style (left) wraps around the neck and waist ($352). We also love the MRxSC Bélla Body Body Chain (right) for its chainlink, rockstar edge ($220).

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BDSM action
This Swarovski crystal and silver flogger is part sophisticated, part naughty, and sure to ignite the inner dom in you. ($69) 

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massage candles
We're obsessed with this travel-friendly burn trio from Maude in three sexy scents that burn down into the yummiest massage oil. And no, you don't have to use them on the person who gifted them to you. ($40)

Upko x Zalo's Bondage Doll Luxury Case lets you ease into discovery with an Italian leather handcuffs and whip with 24-karat-gold-plated handle, a rose ball gag, and a leather-and-lace collar and leash in a discreet, luxe storage case. ($560)

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high-end handcuffs
When cuffing someone isn't enough, try a luxe pair branded with FK to really drive home the point. These 24k-gold-accented beauties from Fräulein Kink had us at "hey bitch." If you're stocked up on cuffs, this Berlin-based shop has oh-so-much more. ($313)

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