23 sexy things to do solo on V Day... besides masturbating of course

what's better than masturbating on V Day? Try these sexy ideas

We’re in the camp that you don’t need to boo'ed up to be happy but for people looking for love or that special someone, Valentine’s Day can be a its own brand of mindfuckery. We believe V Day (like every other day of the week) is one more chance to stoke that fire in you, follow your curiosities and desires, and express your soul. In the spirit of channeling romance, lust and passion all the damn time, check out these sexy solo things to do on V Day and every day...

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📸: @colettepark, model: @saint.arson

Go to that seedy bar with the amazing food and zero pretentiousness, pre-fixed menu or couples wearing matching red fits.

Go to that pretentious restaurant, eat the damn pre-fix menu for one and wear your lustiest red dress.

Check a box on your sex bucket list.

Rent your own dungeon or playspace like the ones at KinkBnB.

Celebrate love on February 13 instead and dine with the lovers, mistresses & pool boys… it’s a lot sexier and watch out for the drama if people collide.

Book a boudoir session or DIY a sexy photo shoot.

Join an online sex class and learn a new skill like shibari, erotic massage or windshield wiper g-spot move.

Hire a lover for the night.

Book an erotic massage (with consensual massage therapists who provide that service).

Write a love note to yourself… juicy, naught, complimentary… bonus points if you do it naked in front of a mirror.

Take inspo from Miley Cyrus' ubiquitous “I can buy myself flowers” lyric and scatter rose petals on your bed, in your bath, at your doorway (basically anywhere you don't mind cleaning up later)

Try on lingerie…. Hit up that cute boutique where they’ll serve you a glass of champagne and let you linger and try on. Or, host your own lingerie party and score some sexy new playthings.

Spread the love by sending your galentines what you’d love to receive (unless your bestie wants a Ferrari of course).

Notice how many opportunities throughout the day you have to receive… and take in every last one of them as delicious compliment from the universe, god, your dearly departed grandma in the afterlife or [insert your belief system here].

DM your galentines with a love note reminding them of what’s so lovable, sexy, unique and worth cherishing about them.

Kickstart something creative and new for you… one page of your book, the start of your business plan, that networking event you want to host.

Fuck red. Wear valentine’s day your way… what color is your passion… drip yourself in it…. glitter or sparkles, leather or lace... or all of it.

Buy the most delicious, fuck-off cake you see & eat it with your fingers. If you’re in a state where it’s legal, spike that bitch with a catnip fudge sauce.

Don’t save your beverage of choice for a special occasion… you are the special occasion. Put that bottle of [insert your fav here] on ice and sip away.

Sex toys, obviously because you’re alive.

That wishlist item on your holiday list that got overlooked? Nab it.

Put your energy in motion (that’s emotion, right?) and dance, move, join a class, something that gets you into your flow. We're loving Title's online boxing classes right now.

Do some core work and nail your first core-gasm.

PS this sexy-ass image features the stunning model @saint.arson shot by the insanely talented Jamie Parker. What are doing for you on Valentine's Day? 👇💋