um, is that a vibrator? 11 of the best discreet vibes we're slipping into our clutches

When the mood strikes and it's orgasm-o-clock, it's nice to have some good vibes on hand. Whether you like your toys small, whisper-quiet or incognito, we've got our top quiet vibrator picks below for snagging that O on the go. It's up to you how discreet you want to be.

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 For a plush, second-skin feel, charge up the TENGA iroha SAKURA. Its made of ultra-soft silicone and boasts all the whisper-quiet power you need to get off without letting everyone else on. With 3 vibe strengths and 1 yummy patterns, this baby makes the perfect plus 1 just about anywhere your mood needs a bump. $81.

Got 90 minutes to spare? Dame's Pom knows exactly how to fill your (time) slot… 5 luscious patterns, 5 vibe intensities and a bendable, flexible design that contorts to any sex position you want to try. It's quiet AF so you can rock an hour-and-a-half on a single charge. $85.

If you've had problems stuffing a giant massager with cord into your clutch, problem solved. Yarosi Micro Personal Massage Device is insanely small without sacrificing power and designed for all those “aches, pains and sore muscles” you experience alone in your bed while reading erotica. With 20 functions and 8 speeds, we'll happily fake some back for 20 minutes alone with this water-resistant, ultra-discreet vibrator. $35

Nipples, g-spots and booties, it's your lucky day. This tongue-simulating Rose Sex Toy does more than send your clit to heaven. It's made of silky-soft, body-safe silicone, 9 vibration patterns and 9 suctions modes for a lot of fucking fun wherever you place it. Not to mention it's probably the only vibrator you'll describe as cute. $24.

By now, Crave's Vesper necklace's isn't so much a shock statement as it is a style statement, especially in celebrity circles. It's 26 inches long, whisper-quiet and comes in 3 luxe finishes to pair with any fit or mood. $69 (and for and additional $10, you can get it engraved.)

Meet the Demi Wand, a high-tech, vibe collab between Demi Lovato and Bellesa. It comes with a chic carrying case for both storing and charging this powerful, waterproof wand. 8 super-quiet settings. $89.

Leave it to Alicia Sinclair Rosen to bang out another award-winning, must-have vibe for our arsenal. Le Wand Deux masks as a tuning fork or oversized, rabbit-eared USB drive when in fact it's a velvety-soft mini massager with 15 vibration modes, 6 intensity levels and 100% body-safe design. $125.

Is it lipstick or a vibrator? Lelo's Mia 2 slips into a clutch, pouch, shoulder bag, makeup bag… wherever you want to sneak in vibe virtually undetected. This beauty is USB chargeable for streamlined oomph. $89 in 3 colors.

Dame’s Kip vibe technically falls in the lipstick vibrator category but its colorways — lavender and yellow — give it side-table tchotchke vibes. Waterproof, travel-friendly and two-sided for direct and indirect stimulation. $75 in 2 colors.

We love the egg-shaped design of Wildflower Sex's Ova vibe with back-side wings you (or your partner) slip fingers through. Soft, smooth, easy to control with magnetic charging and up to 2 hours charge to run through 3 speeds and 3 patterns. $65.

The Satisfyer Layons Sweet Treat Spinnator is so quietly powerful, you just might get off faster than you can say its name. It's got 10 settings with 4 rotation rhythms and 3 speeds on both the left and the right sides. Plus, it can be immersed in up to three feet of water for 30 minutes for anyone into snorkeling or super squirting ;) $60.