20 valentine's day gifts that deliver major bang for your buck

Whether you're partnered up or single, Valentine's Day is a delicious excuse to #treatyoself to toys, tricks, techniques and treats that blow your mind or theirs. We've rounded up some of our favorite playthings to inspire a little self-love, intimacy and gift-giving.  

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LUSTFUL MOOD-MAKING

We love this instant mood-maker from Houseplant (that sexy cannabis brand from Seth Rogan and Evan Goldberg): a box set ($95) of three vinyl records featuring founder-curated playlists that pair strains with moods. If your Valentine doesn’t own a record player (key point), this aluminum cocktail table lighter (shown left) with built-in ashtray ($220) lights candles and cannabis on demand for instant, "let's-get-to-fvcking" ambiance. 

HEART (AND LEG) OPENER

You can't go wrong with a crystal dildo that doubles as art. This girthy-to-slim love bug ($160) from Chakrubs is made from rose quartz, a stone used to open the heart chakra. If heart-opening isn't your jam, they've also got versions made from black obsidian ($230) for grounding and protection or amethyst ($200) for peace, clarity and calm. 

EXPERIENTIAL PALATE TEASER 

What’s better than a box of chocolates? A virtual chocolate tasting for 2 led by “real life Willy Wonka” Phillip Ashley. If you’re over Zoom meetings, you can’t go wrong with his Signature Series ($75), a palate-bending, gourmet selection of 12 bites that redefines the concept of a sensual oral experience. 

BODY LOVE 

You can rarely go wrong with a DIY couple's massage. We love dedcool's Taunt massage candle ($55), hand-poured and scented with aphrodisiacs like bergamot, vanilla, cassis and amber. It's toxin-free and free to be lazily dripped over a lover or yourself.  

TWO-FOR-ONE PLEASURE 

This double-ended, vibrating dildo ($98) does everything but do the thrusting for you. It's anal-safe, harness-compatible, curved to hit the G-spot and designed for multiple ways to play whether partnered up or solo. 

NAUGHTY HAND-CUFFER 

These feathery cuffs from Maison Close ($50) are perfect for restraining the one you love (or lust). When they're not keeping your lover bound, the feathers double as a sexy tickler. 

COCK JEWELRY 

Rosebuds' Thimble (at left, $195) can be worn on penises at rest or at play (ie semi-erect) for decor or to weigh down/lengthen their cock. The Ari Snake (right, $122) stimulates the frenulum, glans and urethra opening. Both gifts they're guaranteed to remember. 

CBD LUBE 

High on Love water-based lube ($48, left) boasts 200 mg of CBD to stimulate blood flood, heighten arousal and make your experience smooth as silk. The brand's Stimulating Sensual Oil's ($50, right) hemp-based formula preps your pussy with all-natural oils to heighten your sexual experience.  

BLINGED-OUT CONE  

Nothing says love like a little booty jewelry. Julian Snelling's handcrafted butt plug from Coco de Mer ($51) features a Swarovski crystal and aluminum design that allows you to heat in warm water or chill in the fridge to up-level your anal play. 

COUPLES VIBES 

We love this everything-you-need-in-a-box sex kit from Dame, curated just for Valentine's Day. The Come Together ($250) features their bestselling hands-free Eva vibe, their flexible Pom vibe, Arousal Serum and Aloe Lube.  

TITS UP 

Nipple play, anyone? Whether you're a beginner or pro-level, these adjustable metal clamps ($20) from Wildflower Sex work like mini "vices" so you can experience a looser or tighter fit depending on your mood or sensitivity. For even more pleasure, we're loving Slow Sex ($17) roller-ball arousal gel from Bijoux Indiscrets to help stimulate your most sensitive spots. 

What sex toys and temptations are on your Valentine's Day gifts hit list?